Just been preparing for next year’s series January to March at Ivy, where we’ll be beginning 2014 at the Beginnings looking through the book of Genesis. 

As I am known for my ‘Dad jokes’ – here are a few terrible Old Testament rib ticklers (sorry Adam) that if I get out of the way now I have no excuse for using then…

Q. Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

 

Q. Who was the first smoker in the Bible? 

A. Rebekah lighted off her Camel

 

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless

 

Q. Who was the tennis champ of the Bible? 

A. David served in the courts of King Saul. 

 

Q. What kinds of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.

     Oh, and Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.