Monthly Archives: May 2010

VIDEO – the year of multiplication

Last Sunday was another history maker for our church, as we met five times, in three venues!

As a result we had a record number of attendances, on an otherwise ‘normal’ Sunday (ie. not Christmas/ a festival etc).

And I just had a great talk with someone about a possible city centre venue too for later in the year. Push a door, God may open it – plant a seed, see what grows! When you overstretch, God will fill in the gaps.

Click through to http://vimeo.com/12104687 for our short video about Ivy Manchester’s year of multiplication.

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‘IMPRESS THE LADS WITH YOUR WORLD CUP KNOWLEDGE.’

Here’s my World Cup quiz. (Like the Irish Times prize crossword once, answers at bottom of pg.)

1. Who was England’s football manager in the 1970 World Cup?
2. In which World Cups did Bryan Robson appear?
3. Who scored England’s dying seconds winner in the 1990s World Cup?
How did you do? Anyone score a hat trick?

The world of men is split roughly in two. Some blokes would know all the answers to those questions, or at least take an informed guess. Then there’s ones like me. I only know the answers because I pinched the questions off the internet. In fact. I’ve already forgotten the answers. If I was in your pub quiz team I’d have to sneak a look at my Iphone in the loo – or wait for the 80s music round while trying to look as if I had the foggiest.

Being from Manchester, this has disadvantaged me man and boy. I always got my Macaris mixed up with my McIlroys , while the reds I was at school with always knew the line up, manager’s name and which brand of gum they chewed in the 81-82 season- for every team in leagues I’d never heard of. Others wearing sky blue had their team’s full collection of ’20 Greatest Throw In’ videos. But I’m more like that bloke in the pub in the Fast Show who tries manfully to join in with football conversation and then, “I’ll get me coat.”

Since coming back to the rainy city my mate Andy – who knew all three answers above – has declared his mission now is to make me a better United fan (not many of us actually come from Manchester so it’s good to stick together). I’m afraid it’s a losing battle.

I was put off footie for years while working in the cops because it became just a place where you had to fight drunks, but now I have to say I like watching football. I can even get embarrassingly excited, but (I am ashamed to admit it), I couldn’t tell you the score of the last game I watched. My brain doesn’t work like that. No - don't tell me, it's er...

Lots of men are like this when it comes to things religious, and the Bible in particular. It’s a big book – where do you start? Pick a page at random and it gets worse. All those weird names, and places with funny names. There’s a book called Numbers but that’s full of names too! All a bit boring – very confusing – and there’s nothing men like less than not appearing to know something about anything, so let’s blag it, like people do about Shakespeare.

Wasn’t Joseph married to Mary? Didn’t he sing in that West End musical in a nice coat? One teenager in our church was recently overheard saying Jesus was ‘the carpet-fitter of Nazareth.’

Some guys I talk to have more of an idea than that, even a few bits from school RE. Lots have a wife, friend or colleague so far advanced in this kind of knowledge you know you’ll never catch up – so you’ve given up. Your brain just can’t hold that sort of information.

I have good news for you. Christianity is not a bible trivia quiz, it’s a relationship.
When some people came to Jesus – these religious scholars knew the whole of the Old Testament back to front, – but he said, “You diligently search the scriptures…but refuse to come to me for eternal life.” They knew all kinds of trivia, but the star player was standing right in front of them and they missed him.

Here’s what I have found. If I spent more time learning football statistics it might make me a better fan, but the more I study the Bible, I become a better man. Because the Bible’s not just a story. It’s God’s message about how he’s rescuing the world one life at a time, and the part you play in that. Not just as a spectator, but as a player on his team!
At the end of your life, when all the trophies are forgotten, God’s not going to ask you to name all Ten Commandments (answers in Exodus 20), but he will ask, “When you broke them, did you come to the only One who can fix you? My Son, Jesus?”

God’s not going to ask you to name all Twelve Apostles (and who replaced Judas on the first team – answers in Matthew 10 and Acts 1). He’s going to ask, “Did you know… ME?”
The answer to that question will decide a lot more than who buys the next round.

ANSWERS: 1. Sir Alf Ramsey 2. 1982, 1986, 1990. 3. David Platt.

(This article is featured in the latest edition of Sorted magazine – get it now!)

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Soil test

I’m no gardener. No interest in it. Left to myself, I’d leave it to itself. Weeds everywhere. Some weeds look good.

That’s why I always feel unqualified to comment on Jesus’ farming metaphors, even though I’ve lived in rural areas, none of that green thumbedness ever rubbed off. In fact I like to keep my thumbs clean. But I don’t think Jesus was trying to teach us to be good gardeners or organic farmers. He wanted us to check our hearts, not our sheds. You know this story I’m sure:

“What do you make of this? A farmer planted seed. As he scattered the seed, some of it fell on the road, and birds ate it. Some fell in the gravel; it sprouted quickly but didn’t put down roots, so when the sun came up it withered just as quickly. Some fell in the weeds; as it came up, it was strangled by the weeds. Some fell on good earth, and produced a harvest beyond his wildest dreams. Are you listening to this? Really listening?

The question is, What kind of soil are you? The seed’s always good, it’ll do its work, but what really matters is where it lands.

Let’s look at some soils…soil tests measure fertility

1)      HARD – unreceptive. The seed is wasted, but the farmer is generous enough to be thought wasteful. Some people are hard soil. It seems  they give no attention to the gospel at all.  They don’t even hear what they’re told about God. resistant, they want nothing to do with God and his kingdom. I’ve met some people who seem like hard soil, but percentage wise it’s very few actually. Sometimes people who seem like hard soil are just trying to pretend. Like Saul did, he even persecuted Christians – no Christians were going to get near enough to put any seeds his way – but when Jesus sovereignly revealed himself in a vision he said, “It’s hard FOR YOU to kick against the goads.” Something was going on inside this toughest of hard cases all along, and God knew that… he can work with hard soil.

2)      SHALLOW – there are people who seem to get the message at first, it makes them happy. But they just added ‘God loves me’ on top of their lives rather than letting the reality of a relationship with the Supreme One change anything deeper inside. Because there is no real depth (no real repentance?), there’s no true commitment – the soil is shallow. Maybe they were not told to count the cost, and when the heat of persecution comes, or even when the troubles of an ordinary life in a fallen world continue, they respond by shrinking back.  Blaming God even. they though the gospel was just a comfort blanket they needed – something to make life feel better for a while). They give up on the choice they seemed to have made – like someone joining the gym at new year, and go looking for a different kind of hope to make life easier for a while.

3)      THORNY. Agriculturalists measure the soil for ‘contaminants.’ I’ve been excited to meet people who quickly receives good news when it’s preached, maybe at a hard time of their lives when drowning in despair they reach out to grab salvation’s passing lifeline – but they’re more interested in getting on a luxury liner than manning a lifeboat to help others out. Jesus talks about the riches of this world, and the worries that accompany such things. You can’t have one without the other. Weeds of worry  and desire for finer things in this life choke out what the seed was trying to produce. Striving for more of what will end up as somebody else’s antiques or junk ensures that no lasting fruit is borne.  The commitment is to a life of comfort more than a life of service – saying and singing all the right things about Jesus, but in the end it’s their own desires that rule their lives.

4)      GOOD SOIL – is productive! You can’t tell by looking at ‘soil’ what it will end up like. thats’ why teh seed goes everywhere. But eventually you can tell because good soil will produce fruit. And Jesus is optimistic about that soil – he says it’ll produce thirty, sixty or onehundrefold! All that potential placed in the seed, just waiting for the right soil.

So, perhaps a quarter of people have no interest. Half of those who seem to accept the message fizzle out and bear no fruit. Pretty depressing statistics!

Churches often try to appeal to the bad soil and keep them happy, trying to tell them that following Jesus really requires little effort or sacrifice – just come once a week if you’re not too busy and have fun. Be passive not active, we don’t expect fruit, just sit there like good soil…

How often do we hear the common complaint that twenty percent of the people do eighty per cent of the work, give eighty per cent of money the money and so on. Re-read this parable and you know why! It wouldn’t surprise Jesus.  There’s a lot of bad soil around.  Consumer Christians, educated beyond the level of obedience.

How much of a Christian does your church require you to be?

We’ve not done well with this. Don’t a lot of our programmes and so on say, ‘You can be totally uncommitted to the cause of Jesus and his kingdom, distracted by focusing on the accumulation of stuff, and we’d still love you to be a member here?”

Who’s responsible for bearing fruit? YOU ARE.

You’re accountable. Are you good soil or bad soil? I don’t know, but time will tell – and eternity will keep on telling. Life is like a coin; you can spend it any way you like, but you only spend it once.

Most of us would be very pleased with a 10% Return on Investment. 20% is great! Jesus says if you’re good soil you will bear fruit at either 3000%, 6000% or 10,000%. That’s a lot of fruit! He says, “Abide in me and produce much fruit.”  This is an enterprise worth investing in! I want to invest myself in people who want to bear fruit!

Jesus never forced himself on the disinterested. He never altered his call or message to suit the hearer.  Read the account of the rich young ruler in Mark 10:  This guy would fit the bill for the ideal church member! And Jesus loved him, but didn’t chase him.

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Choose Life

I’ve placed in front of you
Life and Good
Death and Evil.

Deuteronomy 30:15 (Message Version)

The Bible’s a story about God and people. A generous God who loves, and loves to bless people – trying to get them to live fully under his blessing now and forever. He lays it out clearly time and again that really there are only two ways to live; Blessing or curse, (real life – or death).

Blessing or cursing

Some people choose the path, the life that is death – of curse and cursing: Something goes wrong, they look to who we can blame, get bitter, shake a fist.

We can curse governments, institutions, the banks, because ‘someone’ should do something about it. This cursing will lead you to think in a scarcity mentality. Protect, conserve, hoard, safeguard. There’s not enough to go round. Unless I want to spend it on me and mine.

As the election looms I don’t recall hearing anyone talk about how blessed we are on this country. We need to get out more!

We curse the immigrants, the system, the inflation rate.. or we count our blessings today. Because you have access to computer and the internet, and that means you’re on the rich list.i wonder if there was a ‘Grateful’ party, whether anyone would vote for them?

Count your blessings, and share them.

The average European cow is subsidised at a higher level than that at which half the world’s people have to live; 2 dollars a day. Most of us don’t get to choose the policies, but we get to choose whether that kind of injustice changes our hearts or not.

30,000 kids die every day because of poverty. I can’t get my head around that, but I need to get my heart around it. “Are other people’s kids as important as ours?” or is everything I have just for me?

As Bono says, they don’t need charity – they need justice.

They need people who wont just consume, and consume themselves.

Yesterday I talked with a man who came to my door (he comes to church here sometimes) I’ve not seen him for ages. He looked terrible.

He’s about my age but looked thirty years older. I know years ago he was a marketing genius on good pay. Now he’s a squatter.

He told me he sold his house, and for the past four months he has spent the tens of thousands of pounds released on a self indulgent life of prostitutes and crack cocaine. ‘I just wanted to have a blow-out. I have no regrets, and I know God still loves me anyway.’

True. But I wanted to smack him one.

I know that’s not pastorally sensitive, but – what a waste! Not just wasted money, a wasted life. Choosing death. I walked away reeling. Why would you waste everything God had given you on yourself like that, when you KNOW it will leave you so empty and dead inside?

Then I thought how God must view my own self centredness and self indulgence with what he gives me. I realised this druggie was only doing in fast forward for months what we can spend a whole lifetime doing. At least he was honest about it.

What will it be today?

Choose death- a scarcity mentality which leads to economic disaster and misery whoever is in power.

Choose life, the abundant life which leads to seeing someone else is more important than me, gratitude, sharing and generosity.

I call Heaven and Earth to witness against you today: I place before you Life and Death, Blessing and Curse. Choose life… Deut 30:19

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